LOL! Nigerian Man Sues Close-Up Toothpaste Company Because He Did Not Attract Women

A 26-year-old man has filed a case against Unilever Nigeria Limited (UNL), which owns the Close Up toothpaste brand, for ‘cheating’ and causing him ‘mental suffering’.

The plaintiff has cited his failure to attract any girl at all even though he’s been using Close-Up toothpaste for over seven years now.
Close-Up advertisements suggest that the product helps men in instantly attracting women by letting their breaths out.
Anthony Olatunfe, the petitioner, also surrendered all his used, unused and half-used Close-Up tubes to the court, and demanded a laboratory test of the products.
Anthony was pushed to take this step when his female boss slapped his face when he tried to kiss her after brushing his teeth with the Close-Up toothpaste.

Christiano Ronaldo's Super Sexy Girlfriend, Irina Shayk, Stuns In New SwimWear Photos

Photos from her latest campaign, for American swimwear brand Beach Bunny, show the 28-year-old at her glamorous best, posing on a tropical beach in a succession of teeny bikinis. The campaign is the latest in a series of career coups for the Russian model, who last year, appeared in editorial features in a host of prestigious magazines as well as on the cover of Spanish Vogue.

How Pastor Sign Fireman Made Boy Kill 12-Yr-Old Girl And Take Her Faeces (UPDATED)

The police in Lagos State, yesterday, said they have arrested an 18-year-old boy, Ikechukwu Friday, who allegedly killed a 12-year-old girl for money ritual. 

The suspect, who is currently being interrogated at the State Criminal Investigation Department, SCID, Panti, Yaba, was paraded before newsmen.
According to him, a pastor he asked for money instructed him to kill a young girl and obtain her faeces. He said the pastor promised him N100,000 if he was able to accomplish the task.
He said,
“I attend a popular church around Ketu Street, Aguda but I live with my parents in Badagry. I just finished secondary school and I have been very broke so I approached the pastor for money but he told me that I should strangulate a little girl.
“He said when strangulating the girl, she would pass out faeces. The pastor said I should obtain the faeces and bring it to him. He said if I could do this, he would give me N100,000.

Shocking Photos From World Air Sex Championships Where Contestants Simulate Sex In Front Of A Live Audience (18+)

The salacious sport, which makes even Miley Cyrus twerking look tame, sees contestants romp their way through the show simulating sex in front of a live audience. To impress the judges, eager men or women have to act out a full sexual experience with an invisible partner that is part-romance and part-comedy to a soundtrack of their choosing.

HOW Kwara Deputy Governor Aide Tragically Died

The Aide De Camp, ADC, to the Deputy Governor of Kwara State, Peter Kishira reportedly slumped and died while pursuing a commercial motorcyclist, popularly known as Okada.

The Okada was said to have allegedly obstructed the convoy of his boss.
However, the Chief Press Secretary to the Deputy Governor, Timothy Nathaniel, in a statement stated that the ADC, Inspector Gaiya Mark, died as a result of health related complications contrary to the rumour that the commercial motorcycle operator used charm on him.
Timothy admitted that the Okada rider breached the convoy of the Deputy Governor who was on his way to the office which led to the attempt of the ADC to arrest and warn the rider.

Photos: Meet This Weird 80-Year-Old Man Who Hasn't Had His Bath Since He Was 20!

  

An 80-year-old Iranian man, Amoo Hadji, has not taken bath for 60 years! His skin is scaly, you can barely see his eyes and he smells to high heaven. The reason for it is as simple as that: he has just refused to take a bath for sixty years. The (allegedly) 80 year-old man leads a fairly primitive life, with his most prized possession being a steel pipe... that he smokes animal dung with. Living in the village of Dezhgah (city of Farashband in Fars province of Iran), he seems to blend in with his surroundings. More pictures after the break

BELIEVE IN MIRACLES: This 0.7 Kg Newborn Baby Will Change Your Way Of Thinking (PHOTOS)

Tcordolino‘s tiny miracle baby was born 4 months too early and amazingly survived even though he weighed just 1.5 pounds (about 0.7 kg) at birth.

The little fighter has showed all us, adults, how one has to fight for his life.
The father holds his son for the very first time, a week after he was born. Touchingly, his hand was the size of the father’s nail.

Obasanjo Must Debate With Al-Mustapha Over Allegations, Nigerians Deserve Truth - NET

 

The Northern Emancipation Network, NET, has urged former President Olusegun Obasanjo, to respond to Major Hamza Al-Mustapha’s challenge of a public debate, for Nigerians to find out the truth about some unresolved issues that happened during his tenure as president.

It also dismissed reports that Al-Mustapha was in South Korea at the time Obasanjo’s letter was made public, adding that the former chief security officer to late Gen Sani Abacha, was in India for medical treatment at that time.

Omotola on CNN African Voices: See behind the scenes photos

 
 Omotola features on CNN's African Voices. Watch the interview with CNN Presenter Vladimir Duthiers, starting this morning (Friday 10th January 2014) on CNN at 8.30am (GMT). See more behind the scenes photos after the cut...

Official CV Has No Mention of Stella Oduah's MBA Degree from a US University (SEE the Document

Princess Stella Oduah’s curriculum vitae (CV) reveals that the embattled Minister of Aviation never obtained an MBA degree from any university in the United States, as was previously claimed on the official page of Nigeria’s Ministry of Aviation, as well as her biography on Wikipedia.

A scanned copy of the document has been published by SaharaReporters on January 8, 2014, Wednesday.

However, the CV only confirms that Ms. Oduah possesses a Bachelor of Science in Business Administration from St. Paul’s College in Lawrenceville, Virginia in 1982.

On obtaining the document, which can be seen below, the reporters tried to verify Ms. Oduah’s honorary Ph.D degree in Business Administration from “Pacific Christian University Glendale, California” in 1998.

A preliminary investigation of “Pacific Christian University” shows it does not exist as one of the 93 accredited theology schools in California. The nearest result, by name and geography, is “Azusa Pacific University”, which is in Azusa, not Glendale. Therefore, more shocking revelations might appear once more information about the status of honorary Ph.Ds at that institution is gathered.

PHOTOS: 20 Foods You Have To Eat Before You Die

There are a lot of things people hope to accomplish in their lives. Having successful careers, raising a loving family, making a ton of money -- these are among the most common goals. While those are all good and fine, what about the finer things in life
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We know how easy it is to get caught up by the fast pace of our lives, so we're here to remind you of what's really important: eating.
And since we don't want you to go through life without eating as best as you can, we've put together a list of things you have to eat before you reach the end of your life, most of which you can make in your own kitchen. (And the ones you have to travel for, we promise they're worth spending your savings on.)
1. Sweetbreads

Sweetbreads are not bread, or sweet; they're glands (usually of a calf or lamb). We know that sounds gross, but just forget what you're eating for a second and taste them -- you'll be fan, we're sure of it.

Is This Really The Best Butt On Instagram? Meet Jen Selter, The Woman With “The Best Butt On Instagram”.

She's recognized wherever she goes and counts Rihanna among her fans - and it's for one very impressive attribute: Her rounded rear end. Jen Selter, 20, from New York City, has amassed more than 1.3 million followers on her Instagram account, after posting poses from her workout and yoga sessions.

 

 Many followers have suggested her plump derriere is fake - but she insists it is real, explaining that the only cosmetic surgery she has undergone was a nose job as a teenager. 'I'm Jewish,' she said. 'Jewish girls have big noses. Probably 1 out of 3 girls I know [has] a nose job.'Selter, who hopes to create a line of workout gear or even her own chain of gyms, admits that some of the photos can be 'showy' - but said that she simply wants to inspire people. 

Is this really the best butt on Instagram?